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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Candidate #5


Ted Nugent.

Where to begin? The man's authored three books:

  • God, Guns and Rock 'n' Roll
  • Kill It and Grill It
  • BloodTrails II: The Truth About Bowhunting

He once famously asked "who needs to club a seal, when you can club Heidi [Prescott, a representative for the group Fund for Animals]?" (And was promptly fined $75,000 by a judge.)

He's apparently endorsed child beating? At least, he told The Independent that "corporal punishment is real good. It teaches dogs not to shit on the couch."

He's a homophobe, natch.

And let's not even get into "Cat Scratch Fever".

We're a little conflicted with this nomination, though, for one reason and one reason only -- the awesome(ly awful) power ballad "Where You Goin' Now":


Eh. We'll get over it. Eff the Nuge!

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